Size40" × 30"

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Curl up with a velveteen microfiber blanket that wears its sass like a cozy confession. The design pairs cheeky goth-humor — “Dead Inside But Still Cute” — with warm autumn tones and playful Halloween motifs: pumpkins, skulls, leopard print, and a tasseled beverage cup. It feels like a midnight chat on the couch: warm, a little wicked, and deeply relatable. Lightweight but plush, this blanket drapes easily over knees during a movie night, tucks around shoulders for reading in bed, or layers on a sofa when friends come over for spooky-season hangs. For someone who loves dark humor, vintage-inspired graphics, and tactile softness, this blanket becomes both a comfort object and a statement piece that blends seasonal charm with everyday attitude.

Product features
- 100% polyester velveteen for lasting shape and quick drying
- Vibrant, crisp one-sided print with bold autumn and Halloween colors
- Soft, plush texture with a fluffy hand-feel
- Durable hemmed 2" stitched edge for long-lasting use
- Available in three sizes to suit lap, throw, or bed

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean