{"product_id":"dead-inside-but-still-cute-microfiber-blanket","title":"Dead Inside But Still Cute Microfiber Blanket","description":"Curl up with a velveteen microfiber blanket that wears its sass like a cozy confession. The design pairs cheeky goth-humor — “Dead Inside But Still Cute” — with warm autumn tones and playful Halloween motifs: pumpkins, skulls, leopard print, and a tasseled beverage cup. It feels like a midnight chat on the couch: warm, a little wicked, and deeply relatable. Lightweight but plush, this blanket drapes easily over knees during a movie night, tucks around shoulders for reading in bed, or layers on a sofa when friends come over for spooky-season hangs. For someone who loves dark humor, vintage-inspired graphics, and tactile softness, this blanket becomes both a comfort object and a statement piece that blends seasonal charm with everyday attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester velveteen for lasting shape and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp one-sided print with bold autumn and Halloween colors\u003cbr\u003e- Soft, plush texture with a fluffy hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed 2\" stitched edge for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit lap, throw, or bed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"40\" × 30\"","offer_id":52584210268450,"sku":"19648429937821316630","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/5443\/1010\/files\/8867856215363117422_2048.jpg?v=1789829989","url":"https:\/\/unleashedunbothered.shop\/products\/dead-inside-but-still-cute-microfiber-blanket","provider":"Unleashed \u0026 Unbothered","version":"1.0","type":"link"}